Like most two year olds, when T was about two years old, she was just pushing my buttons. After the 5th time of me telling her to “Stop eating the dog food!”, she threw a fit.
I waited patiently until she was done with her fit and I asked if she “had put her ‘grumpy pants’ on that morning because she was being a real grump!”
She responded IN A WHISPER, “Not grumpy pants! Grumpy UNDERWEARS!”